jesus

your mother yes she was a lady

jesus is your mother

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

Jesus

My straight up homeboy from heaven

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven

by RainTube September 21, 2018

jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

Jesus

Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists

Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ: yes?

by Gigimooshi January 29, 2019

jesus

a cool magic man with a toxic fan base

hey have you heard of Jesus jet?

by sampossident August 23, 2021

jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
jesus_ruiz1249

jesus has a huge cock😱

by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021