Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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Douche bag 360

The dilusional type of person Who creates facebook pages to promote their own personal vendettas.
Rod Allen is a "douche bag 360"
by Annoyed residents August 4, 2011
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Douche Bag Galore

1. A bunch of douche bags all in the same room being idiots and other douche baggery

2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"

2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
by DoucheRadar July 30, 2010
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Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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Douche Bag

Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.
by Nivla January 8, 2009
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Douch-bag-a-roo

An annoying asshole. Similar to the more common word douchebag, it has vertually the same meaning. Invented in mid summer of 2005 by Darin Bianco, a local Pennsylvanian student.
Shut up Harry, stop being such a douch-bag-a-roo!
by Darin Bianco September 25, 2005
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douche bag lips

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.
The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"
by KBRADODD March 28, 2008
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