bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003

Bone Lucky

A non-susceptibility to post relationship depression because of an fortuitous abundance of alternate sexual partners.

Unlike Timmy, Sammy felt no need to blow his brains out after his breakup; Sammy was, after all, bone lucky and was nailing three women by the end of the week.

by Fruit Pie The Magician February 22, 2007

bone out

to bone out means to leave

just in case a few niggas try to trip
bone out, put on my ski-mask
and come back blastin

by 2502258 November 14, 2004

Bone Check

a random exclamation used by one about to kill somebody violently

PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!

PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.

by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004

bone raiser

1. bOn rA-zur: noun: (ety: Fre > Ger > Eng) A total babe that induces an extreme state of "boner"

i.e. "Yep, I agree, Shawn's mom is a total bone raiser."

2. bOn rA-zur: pr. noun: (ety: Fre > African Clicky Language > Lat > Ebonics > Eng) A pornographic film fabled to have been created in the late romantic period. It's actual existence is debated and it is believed by many, simply to be a myth. Those that believe in it agree that it sparked the post-modern movement, beat poetry, Seinfeld, and the conception of Kelley Clarkson. The film was loosely based on the plot of the popular horror film of the early romantic period, "HELLRAISER". Watching a mere 3 seconds of "BONERAISER" will immedeatly cause an explosive orgasm, followed by a violent bloody shart, spontaneous human combustion and a mild sore throat--leading to one's imminent DOOM. It is rumored a few copies of the film remain hidden in the African Congo, Somewhere off the coast of Sicily and in underdeveloped regions of Salt Lake City Utah.

i.e. "Boneraiser II sucked compared to bone raiser I, cause Shawn's mom refused to star in the second one.

by hoboshowdown December 7, 2006

Bone Thang

A term used to describe a single person or group, who celebrates and worships the existence of the Devil and Satan in order to benefit their social status or personal gain.

"Dude, Bush is doing the bone thang"

"Lady Gaga is doing the bone thang in a major way."

"Yo Matt, did you sell your soul to the devil?"
"Yeah Bro, started doing the bone thang!"

"Serco"
"what's that?"
"They're doing the bone thang no doubt."
"sheeeiiiiiiitttt"

by BKDTT November 20, 2011