Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

ZOOM HOT

Someone that you've seen in several zoom meeting that is really hot that looks substantially older and less put together when you see her/him.

Dude, did you see Susan?! She looks a lot different on zoom. She's just zoom hot I guess.

by oface3 June 15, 2022

Zoom

The app that replaced Skype.

Let's set up a Zoom meeting.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022

Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

zoom

The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.

me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson

by Elmo friend January 27, 2021

hound zoom

The act of zooming in on somebody's face very close for comedic affect..

"Bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of Jeremey's girlfriend"

by J Force October 11, 2016