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your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
by Havos January 29, 2007
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your moms face

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.
person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!
by ve03h May 8, 2005
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kicks your (fucking) face off

"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004
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face your shut

shut your face backwards aka-shut up aka.be quiet aka.dont talk
Sydney:You're a douche
Jenny:Face Your Shut
by jrube August 15, 2006
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Your moms face

"Your moms face" is the ultimate comeback for the ultimate comeback "Your face"
Person#1 Your stupid
Person#2 Your face is stupid
Person#1Your moms face is stupid
by nikita78 January 4, 2014
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Your a face!

A simple was of saying your a bitch face with out using the word bitch.
Your at school, church, any place you cant use profanity.

Example - Guy 1 Walks into Guy 2

Guy 1 says "Your a face!". Guy 2 runs asks him self why did he call me a face? Guy 1 lolz at him self and is like google it.
by Jarret Slater September 3, 2009
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Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023
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