bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 25, 2016

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Wookie-ing

2 people with excessive amounts of genital hair having sex

I was Wookie-ing my girl all night

by Onzic May 07, 2018

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A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by February 11, 2021

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When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker July 08, 2007

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by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017

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"Omg I'm so wookie dookie!" Jessica said.

"Ur not quirky Jessica shut up," Daniel huffed.

by iamnotphoebe July 27, 2021

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A large piece of shit, compiled after a long crap approximating thirteen to fourteen hours. Hugely painful for the first five hours.

“Holy moly dude, last night I dropped a magnanimous wookie dookie…”

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