wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 4, 2003

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

Wizard High

When you smoke too much really good bud, and start feeling like you’re first person in a RPG.

Man, me and Basil got wizard high this weekend.

What strain will get me wizard high?

by jvdas666 April 28, 2022

dirty wizard

a deprived, mature looking individual, toe nail teath and a hair disorder.

a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.

by bigbelaidi September 15, 2009

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

Wizard's Sleeve

When a woman has stretched her vagina to a point, using either hand or objects that she can fit her hand and wrist and a portion of her forearm inside.

That girl last night had a wizard's sleeve man!

by Ozymandus87 September 8, 2011

Dirty wizard

An ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. Usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. These type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. These smell old bastards need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.

Kev: ''Haha! seen that homeless man''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''

by tosser from stokesley September 12, 2009