The typical white boy is most likely a high schooler or wannabe middle schooler. They normally have huge egos due to all the attention they get from girls, but that doesn’t mean they treat women with respect. In fact, it’s the opposite for most. Typical white boys are plain and simple players. As for the way they look, most of the time they have fluffy, sad mullet, or ice cream scoop hair. They wear either short shorts or basketball shorts with a hoodie or basic t-shirt. All of them play some sort of sport. Most likely; football, basketball, lacrosse, or baseball. One last thing, they are obsessed with the gym.
Girl 1: Did you see that boy in our history class? He’s so cute!
Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?
Girl 2: You mean the typical white boy?
by Milquetoast August 28, 2023
Get the Typical White Boymug. Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
Get the Standard White Boy Editionmug. by Chickennoodlesoup December 4, 2013
Get the white boy syndromemug. A white boy that puts on an act to be hood, but he’s not about that life; A white boy who changes his hood act to a regular personality in different predicaments
by pandalover222 September 19, 2025
Get the Singing White Boymug. by PhatBooger March 1, 2020
Get the Dookie ass white boymug. When you have a thing for white boys who are almost guaranteed to screw you over eventually, and with no warning.
You know this is a definite possibility but you can't get out of the trap.
Everything is going great and then, BAM.
You know this is a definite possibility but you can't get out of the trap.
Everything is going great and then, BAM.
A: "I need your help."
B: "Why?"
A: "I'm stuck in the white boy trap again."
C: "I've been talking to him for a while and now suddenly he's being all weird."
D: "I told you to be careful of the white boy trap."
B: "Why?"
A: "I'm stuck in the white boy trap again."
C: "I've been talking to him for a while and now suddenly he's being all weird."
D: "I told you to be careful of the white boy trap."
by YourWordsHypnotiseMe May 26, 2021
Get the White boy trapmug. Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.
Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
by AilsaEek June 11, 2019
Get the White Boy Vibemug.