Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

kalen jamal washington

a kind nice loving person with a strong sense of emotion

it's kalen jamal washington

by g man oh my gosh April 20, 2018

Tyler’s Washington

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes

Tyler’s Washington

by Haha bill April 8, 2019

Washington Twp Highschool

a public school in south jersey filled with heroin addicts, gangster g's, and the occasional prep/punk (Not to mention the oral sex giving Smonkeys who love anything that gets hard). about 99.9% of the kids engage in drugs or alcohol the other .1 percent is deceased..the parents pay nothing but there kids get a free lesson in snorting coke

The Students...all coke heads

by Ish Kabibble April 25, 2005

Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

Kalama, Washington

A very small town filled with so many fucking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. Although, many of the students are self-claimed Jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the "cool" thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have sex after, except for a few who really are Jesus-freaks. Not to mention they only go on Wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that Sunday is the real day to celebrate God. If you go to Kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. The majority are retards and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quantity of emo's that pro-create within the halls. Also, the class of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. Although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. Not to mention all the bipolar crazy bitches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. That should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. Typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the ass, emo fags or simply some rednecks. Hell the majority of the town wears romeos. And the majority of the girls are dirty sluts, and the guys are straight up asshole manwhores. So I guess it all fits together right?

Fuck it's those Kalama, Washington bitches again. Oh God.

by ktownwhores November 29, 2011

Western Washington University

The Washington school that all the stoners go to because they were to busy smoking weed in high school to get into the University of Washington.

Person: “Oh where do you go to school”

Me: “Western Washington University”
Person: “Shit bro can I get a gram?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019