Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 4, 2016

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Verbal Diarrheaist

An individual that talks too much shit or when he or she speaks, she is full of shit!

The 45th President of the United States is a verbal diarrheaist for his gaslighting and manipulation speeches.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

Verbal Drive-by

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.

"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."

by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

Verbal hostage

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation

sorry that took a while i was being held verbal hostage.

by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

Verbal bad stuff

When you are unaware of what you are saying, yet continue to speak.

I got into a fight with a teacher and stopped making sense, and when I talked all that came out was verbal bad stuff.

by Dragon order 4 June 21, 2014

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021