"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."
by Mac May May October 4, 2016

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.
"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.
"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"
"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"
by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

The 45th President of the United States is a verbal diarrheaist for his gaslighting and manipulation speeches.
by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.
"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."
by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation
by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

I got into a fight with a teacher and stopped making sense, and when I talked all that came out was verbal bad stuff.
by Dragon order 4 June 21, 2014

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.
by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021
