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HOSPITAL VACATION

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
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Tactical Vacation Day

Taking a vacation day to avoid a meeting or any other work related obligation.
Boss: We have a meeting Wednesday.
Maria: I won’t be there. I’m taking a vacation day.
Boss: Tactical Vacation Day…nice!
by GeauxSTL April 12, 2022
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New Jersey Vacation

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.
by Bernie_Bro_2020 August 10, 2017
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Girl Vacation

When your woman goes on a trip with the girls and has lesbian sex.
by Stella September 24, 2002
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state-paid vacation

Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.
by boratfan1 February 10, 2010
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Google Map Vacation

When your searching google maps in a particular state or county for a long period of time then search a different country and stay there for a long period of time
Dan- Man I'm so bored looking in Ohio
Trevor- Ok lets take a Google Map Vacation
by XxSTicKMan979xX August 5, 2011
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Post beach vacation depression

Post beach vacation depression-

The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.

Symptoms include:

Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...

"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...

Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!
by KC, MFD & Big Sister T August 4, 2007
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