Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

urinal streak

When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.

Did you see that crusty urinal streak?

by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

Ima Just Urinate Ima

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

urine

1. the yellow stuff that comes out your kidneys
2. a beverage to drink when u got nothing to drink

Youtuber: hello today i am teaching you how to get a free lemonade

step 1. go to a public bathroom stall with an unflushed toliet

2. get a cup and put in the toilet and get some urine in it
3. enjoy!

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here October 12, 2021

urinal snizz

The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.

I scraped the urinal snizz into a bucket. Don't get any urinal snizz on you

by Mrbatery November 18, 2018

Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”

“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

“I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”

by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020