urinal miming

The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".

"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

urinal snizz

The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.

I scraped the urinal snizz into a bucket. Don't get any urinal snizz on you

by Mrbatery November 18, 2018

Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018

Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.

Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.

by keyline July 12, 2017

Urine Extractor

A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.

"Man, urine extractors kind of hurt."

by Rapid Rac December 21, 2018