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x-twat

Someone who may have been merely a loser in their home country, but now,living abroad, has assumed almost mythical qualitites of asshole-ness.
That x-twat would never have got a girlfriend back home!
by X-twats Anon September 18, 2008
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twat bracket

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.
Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!
by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006
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Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague
Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office
by Paul63 October 3, 2007
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twatbasket

Meaning can usually be determined by the user, generally used as an insult by the inventive

Can also be used to describe a hamper full of latex vaginas
He's such a twatbasket

We're going on picnic, did you bring the twatbasket?
by Tom Chambers January 17, 2004
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Twat Pot Pie

Having pussy for dinner !!!!
Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight
by Glamfart October 16, 2009
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twat tease

1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"

2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved

3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.

Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.

Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
by ohthis May 1, 2010
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Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.
Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"
by Darrell23 October 16, 2010
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