Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
Get the colton turnermug. Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual
Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up
by KRAZYWORLD April 7, 2023
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