mexican trunk muffin

The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.

I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.

by jerbear85 May 16, 2016

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Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 14, 2006

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Junk in the Trunk

When a guy stuffs as many small inanimate objects up a girls vagina.

Tom was harsh - even though Sally was screaming and crying for him to stop, he was able to continue to shove small objects up Sally. She had a large Junk in the Trunk.

by bibbledeeboo December 05, 2010

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Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 17, 2009

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