confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.

Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

by Frexk December 3, 2015

titlet

an under-sized tit, usually half off on price

all those little whores have titlets

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

Turtle Shit

Used to describe something that is both amazingly awesome, and amazingly bad. (because turtles are amazingly awesome, and shit is amazingly bad)

John: "what did you think of the movie?"

Jim: "I thought it was turtle shit, I just can't hate it"

by moon star September 8, 2011

Jizz Turtle

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008

Turtle Party

An Afrikaans saying which means that you should bring your own alcohol to the party. A turtle has a shell. In Afrikaans a "shell" is a "dop". Another meaning for "dop" in Afrikaans is "alcohol".

You're invited to a turtle party... Bring jou eie dop...

by sommer enige naam March 16, 2009

Trolex

A generic watch that a person is trying to pass off as a Rolex.

"Hey man, check out Frank's new watch. It's a Rolex!"

"Nah dude. That's just a Trolex."

by scarletcamel March 16, 2012

Scarlett Titler

Probs the greatest sport and swimmer of all time. She asks you what wrong when things are going bad and will never make fun of you. She understands and believes what people say and has voice ever.

Scarlett titler is the best

by Squeaker Jacky March 13, 2019