To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
Pants with fabric so tight that they hold down your penis and hide your erection from visibility and notice whilst in public.
by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019
Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
by karen giles February 18, 2018
by Penis_nose August 26, 2019
Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
by Splunky January 29, 2024
Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.
Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t
by Splunky February 01, 2024