Trevor Kettle

Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.

They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!

by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019

Trevor

bitch ass who posts pictures of them looking down on their phone all the time on instagram

“hey do you know Trevor?”

“who?”
“the guy who’s always on their phone on instagram you know?”
“oh yah!”

by mygodlikeomg September 2, 2018

Trevor

The most handsome man there is. Always willing to help. The most caring person on the world. You definitely want to get you a trevor.

Trevor is the sexiest thing alive.

by CarmenPerdue September 12, 2018

Trevor

a kid who thinks he is cool but is a asshole

i hate trevor

by Dominic61803 June 1, 2018

Trevor

Aaaaaaaabsolute legend. Weirdest man u will ever meet, u will often catch him sunbathing on his balcony wearing a dress and painting his neighbours toenails.
They are old men who are going through fun mid life crisis's

"Is trevor coming to the lax game?"
"ofc"
"yay"

by buffdaddy420 June 3, 2018

Trevor's Dog is Dead

A phrase used to win any argument and cannot be countered. In addition, You cannot stack a Trevor's Dog is Dead on top of a Trevor's dog is Dead.

A-a-ron: Rainbow six is a bad game.

Archer: Well, Trevor's Dog is Dead, so....

A-a-ron: Damn, you win.

by ZMan501st June 6, 2018

Trevor

He's the best thing that'll happen to you. He's very sweet , the romantic type. He's lovable , caring,wonderful and extremely different from all the other guys on this earth. He's somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with. Its something about him that makes him so amazing. He'll make you feel safe and sound but most importantly loved. Trevor is some kind of wonderful. He will bring perfection to your life unexpectedly but it'll change the rest of your life as long as you have him in your life. He’s the most amazing person you'll meet. He'll make you feel unbelievably happy, and make you stomach fill with butterflies and make your heart race. You'll love him so much , truly madly and deeply

I love Trevor so much

by Aidmnrejebebke April 2, 2018