Travel Pass

When your girlfriend or boyfriend allows you to fuck other people in another state or country.

My girl just gave me that travel pass... Hello Brazil!

by Skleetums August 20, 2016

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

wanderlust traveler

Someone who posts YouTube videos about traveling without having travelled themselves.

Oh she's such a wanderlust traveler, she went home for the holidays.

by Youcantcome October 9, 2017

Kind Traveller

A Slang Term used to greet persons that is void or racism, sexism, ableism, abuse, sarcasm, belittlement, judgement, hearsay, questionable ethics, and more.

A Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic is rolled into the room on a stretcher.
Greeter: Hello, Kind Traveller.

Bisexual, indigenous, quadriplegic: Hello.

by Johnzface October 7, 2022

Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.

I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.

by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018