Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
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by AYB February 18, 2003
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TTF is an alternative pop group based in Los Angeles. TTF has been described as an odd couple, the pairing of femme fatale Charly with skinny rocker boy Brad.
"Trailer trashs finest is a ferocious musical creature that will leave your ears quivering in aural ecstasy." - Mario Lavandeira, Senior Editor, Instinct Magazine
by imsuperhero January 14, 2008
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by Scrambly July 31, 2010
Get the trailer trance mug.the art of potentially increasing or decreasing the value of your trailer by adding architectural structures to the existing manufactured home. This can range from; "I didn't know this was a trailer. It looks like a house!" to "I didn't know trailers come in brick."
by Homeslice McAwesome August 10, 2010
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Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!
by jknapp44 April 9, 2011
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Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011
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