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Townies

Da H44D/44 Blocc Dangerzone, South Side Rangerz Know
Random Hoe/Opp: Where you from g
Me: The Townies fuvk out my face, BiGG 4 Sh!t NO HOE SH!T
by 44shitmaccin onb December 3, 2020
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Townie

Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
Oi you townie
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
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Townie

Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death

usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone
“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”
by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020
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Townie

Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
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towny

older men who drink in pups around the town center.
by rachy November 27, 2003
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Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.
"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"
by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018
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Townie

Someone who often attends Buc Thursday in Tulsa, OK. Specifically, townies are the types of people who smoke cigs inside, play pool, and start bar fights. Kinda rough around the edges! Being a townie is something to kinda be proud of though. The Buc bouncers and bartenders will all know your name by the end of your four years at TU. If you are a real Buc townie, you will continue going to the Buc on non-Thursdays and after you graduate from TU.
Kenny: wow that guy nick goes to the Buc every Thursday! The bouncer didn’t even card him tonight.
Me: yeah! That’s because he is a real Buc townie!
by Poopdoopsoup12 November 10, 2021
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