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Cock and Ball Torture 

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨
Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture
I gave my brother Cock and ball torture

Canadian shit torture.

When your friend has diarrhea on the top bunk of your bed and it drips through the mattress and onto your forehead, which prevents you from sleeping.
Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.

Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn

A term coined by SML reviewer Dabhdude around 2016–2017 to describe SML videos that heavily involve Chef Pee Pee getting abused and/or mistreated. Another version of this is "Marvin Torture Porn", which is basically the same as Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn, but instead of Chef Pee Pee getting mistreated, it's instead Marvin.
Dude #1: Bro I just watched the latest SML video, and all it was was just pure Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn.

Dude #2: I know dude. I miss the old SML where their videos actually had a plot instead of just relying on mistreating their characters.

Dude #1: Don't we all?

Grenadinian Stillborn Torture Chamber

I send you to the Grenadinian Stillborn Torture Chamber

Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

tortured genius 

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.
Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.

Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.
tortured genius by john2 September 20, 2009