mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009

totes

a phrase that abbreviates the word totally.

yeah i agree, totes.

by Shadow_Caster November 23, 2010

totes

a word used often by Halle Berry. She uses it in order to disturb peace, because it is a word that is dumb and makes everyone mad.

Hey Timmy! I am totes going to chill with you today!

by Timmayyayayayyay March 1, 2011

totesies

a way of combining the shortened form of totally, totes and the the term for best friends, besties.

Instead of
"We are totes besties."
Just
"We are totesies."

by A-Vaughn August 14, 2007

Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.

"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."

by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006

Totes my gotes

A way of saying yes or totally, especially used on facebook. Some people are against the expression because they don't understand it. However, most are not.

"Want to hang out?"
"Totes my gotes!"

by TotingtheGotes October 19, 2011