School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school
Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
by Randomdude8733 April 12, 2022
Get the schoolmug. The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.
by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. by never gonna give you up August 17, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.