I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

shoot me in the club

That’s my favorite ex and he still fine to me and no I don’t like him he just so fine

Shoot me in the club

by Sumaybe February 8, 2021

shooting chestnuts from the pussy

Complaining about something.

Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."

by dababy773 August 19, 2021

Shoot them in the head

A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)

Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.

by Brokenpromises September 13, 2021

Shoot Yourself In The Throat

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Shoot Yourself On The Throat

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Shoot Yourself On The Throat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025