Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.

“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”

by abutthole March 11, 2024

Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.

That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.

by My non gender defining eudonym March 3, 2021

Tram rot

The specific type of brain decay associated with significant or involved understanding of the Universal Hollywood Studio Tour.

“I don’t want to go on the studio tour again, dude. I still have tram rot from yesterday.”

by Jendingo May 10, 2024

Rots of ruck

Phrase told by Evelyn Harper in Season 9 Episode 9 of Two And Half Men. Alan is expelled from Walden's house and goes to his mother's house. She denies him and says that as farewell.

Alan: Fine! Fine! I am leaving! Thanks a lot!
Evelyn (Talking as chinese person): Rots of ruck!

by Greatplayer125 April 24, 2024

Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.

I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023

ROTS

An acronym for Star Wars Revenge Of the Sith. If you don’t know this acronym then you’re not a true fan of the series

Tyler, you have to stop watching ROTS over and over and have hope that anakin won’t turn to the dark side.

by Gamer girl XDXD November 23, 2020