making pickles

What people say they are doing when they do not want to be spoken too...

'Hey there'
"Hey..."
'What's up?'
"I'm making pickles."
'Wtf'-silence-

by Samsam-aka-sam September 22, 2007

Pickle Dicker

When an individual has had one too many margaritas and orders "pickle dickers" instead of "pickle puckers" (fried dill pickles).

Ma'am, I would like another order of pickle dickers, please!

by Chloe Lola June 19, 2010

Pickle Nigger

A pickle nigger is a nigger who loves pickles a little too much, someone who wants to sexually carve his pickle into another pickle but physically can't due to his sexuality is also known as a pickle nigger. I hope you don't become one, i just don't.

You are being a pickle nigger today.

Johnathan needs to stop being such a pickle nigger. its making me so hard right now!!

by Pickle nigger October 9, 2017

vagina pickles

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.

Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.

by TEuronymous March 21, 2008

pickle sniffer

Male homosexual

That Michael Kinkor is such a pickle sniffer, we can't take him anywhere without him chatting up other colon cowboys.

by Alfredikus Lamikus July 3, 2003

side pickle

The guy version of "side bitch".

I was going to hang out with my main man tonight, but instead I'm going to hang out with side pickle instead. He fucks better.

by ChocolateDurnDurn March 5, 2015

Pickle Smoker

Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.

Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.

by charlesyeetstein78 October 17, 2019