Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.

“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

lose an oyster

Lose your shit, get mad, get riled up

Don’t lose an oyster Becky! Chad doesn’t deserve you.

by Breadluvr July 02, 2019

white oyster

The bad of cum you can find in a shower drain in a men's only shower.

Awe man!!! Carl left another White oyster in the Fucking shower again. He's such an douche!!

by Bibsy March 26, 2017

Oyster Bash

the female equivalent of a sausage fest

the all girls school has an oyster bash every weekend

by edmondsun August 20, 2009

zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female

Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster

by deewire23 January 07, 2025

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 15, 2021