cow girl

A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.

Briana Banks, loves riding the cock, she's a true cow girl.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

cow cunt

A extremely dumb person

"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"

by manwithart June 29, 2012

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020

pus cow

a pus cow, is a person who is known as a buzz kill

mom- no energy drinks for you!
kid- mom you're such a pus cow

by angeltufts. March 14, 2009

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017