scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006

pussy blast

When out of nowhere someone or your self hits you so hard in the pussy that you cum everywhere

-happens a lot to Young girls when fingering or fisting there selfs to hard in there tiny tight pussy's

"I did not see that pussy blast now I got cum everywhere and the cum has leaked in to my ass"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

Beat it before i megatron blast you.

by Bobby Lashley June 24, 2008

Chaster Blast

When you have a random explosive diarrhea that makes an unbelievable amount of noise and smell and if it came out at just a slightly stronger velocity would lift you off the toilet. When it is over the inside of the toilet is completely caked with what ever your body had to evacuate in such an alarming manner.

I barely got to the toilet in time, the second I sat down I Chaster Blasted so hard man.

Sorry but I'm lactose intolerant, If I drink milk I Chaster Blast within 10 minutes.

Dude!!! Code Red!!!! No joke!!!! about to Chaster Blast MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

by G-vagas November 3, 2010

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito

Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell

by Asssquatch January 28, 2020