A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talkermug. A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
Get the Urine Watermug. Tracy received a urine container for a urine sample from her doctor as part of her weekly drug testing routine.
by bob the builder's mom November 16, 2013
Get the urine containermug. by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019
Get the Two Urinals No Wallsmug. Like a toilet that hangs off a wall in mens public restrooms, they can be singular or a trough and can be porcelain or metal and you stand up to use it
The urinal is overflowing with piss
by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023
Get the Urinalmug. Occures after a fork in the pee, when the streams reconnect in a spiral formation before becoming one continuous stream.
by Stik E June 13, 2009
Get the Urine Elixermug. 