Can't stop the flop

When your ball sack continuously grows at an alarming rate and your scrotum becomes uncontrollably saggy. Commonly found in homosexuals.

Man, have you seen Dale?! That guy can't stop the flop!

Can't stop the flop by ishootturkeysintheface3 May 29, 2018

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I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense

Codeword for " i am gay and i need a big dick inside my boi pussy RIGHT NOW "

author: "I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense" "please fuck my ass I NEED COCK please give me cummies pwease pwease ~~~~~ >w< >w< >w< plzzzz impregnate my boi pussy ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;"

I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense by marioehehehe January 20, 2023

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Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.

1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!

Don't Rape the Baby by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006

can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

can't see the suits by Brutushfx April 20, 2006

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Don't fuck the head

Used when a colleague or friend is being too vocal, obnoxiously loud or just blabbering.

Frequently used to end conversations.

abbr: dfth

Mitchell: "You're not gonna believe the machine gun fire I experienced with my poo nuggets this morning. In fact, I was about to stand up and aim, when.."

Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"

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Online usage:

mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude

Don't fuck the head by svee July 15, 2011

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Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.

Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.

Don't Fear the Raper by gregben August 22, 2022

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T in the M

Thumb in the Mouth

When a girl comes up to you and wants to kiss you and you are too drunk to kiss back, simply thrust thumb into her mouth. This is called "T in the M".

T in the M by klabt October 18, 2009

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