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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Missile Chew

the act of giving sloppy dome. Essentially chew nuts bro
Yo shawty better be throwing that missile chew at the 302 shaky butt party tonight
by on foenams grave October 30, 2025
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Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.
Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025
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