John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.

Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair

by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019

John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

by m0ca May 20, 2019

John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)

“John thinks he can get with everyone”

by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018

John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive

Your being such a john

by Rider420 April 30, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

The Leader Of WAKANDA forever

other African countries where attacking (John).

by lilicee June 3, 2019