Skip to main content

jangly junk

That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.
by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018
mugGet the jangly junkmug.

C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.
Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.
by Markoplex May 22, 2021
mugGet the C-Junkmug.

Space Junk

"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."
by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021
mugGet the Space Junkmug.

Thug Junk

Thug Junk is when a man fluffs his penis so it does not apear to be small; not hard but not soft.
Girl says to boy, "honey you got to give me somthing more than that thug junk."
by rheffner2000 September 30, 2017
mugGet the Thug Junkmug.

Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 8, 2010
mugGet the Certified Junkmug.

junk me

junk me ...to be made a fool of or play mind games with
DAMN I GOT JUNKED BY HIM.. HE SAID HE LOVED ME BUT I GOT JUNKED..DON'T JUNK ME ..I AIN'T NO ONES JUNK.. SHE WAS JUNK...HE SOLD ME JUNK...I AM THE JUNK...SHE GOT JUNKED BY HIM
by nunu227 November 22, 2013
mugGet the junk memug.

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.
What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?
by snapboom July 7, 2011
mugGet the junk tweetmug.

Share this definition