Dylan

A Meme Lord! Socially awkward, genuinely depressed, hates everyone, and most likely a terrorist who will shoot up your school.

Dylan is such a weirdo!

by Kms11417 March 6, 2017

dylan

1. to be completly pushed or rejected out of a social circle.

2. to be the person people throw bits of food at.

3. a fat bitch. that cries alot.

dude you totally just pushed me out of the circle. what am i dylan.?

by superduperboy January 15, 2008

dylan

A white kid who would commit a mass shooting

Who shot up that school yesterday? Oh it was a teen named Dylan

by Bosskid1213 November 25, 2016

Dylan

Any male with a micropenis, this is usually accompanied with napoleon syndrome and penis envy for anything over 2".

Girl it was such a disappointment!!
Such a Dylan!!!

by DMoore11 November 28, 2016

Dylan

An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.

Oh, that kid is such a Dylan - he's just an emo faggot.

by Sesshyrocksme April 14, 2010

Dylan

A fag who takes it up the ass twice a week.

Oh he got dylanend.

by wowzwers1234567890 April 11, 2009

Dylan

A guy with a really small penis that takes it in the bum by a gay raccoon

You got Dylan so hard last night

by Coonchesse September 9, 2014