Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.

"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!

by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010

nerd bling

Blizzard authenticators worn round a gamers neck.
This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns

Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!

by iRACKERS May 6, 2011

24k bling bling

When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling bling

Man sells me a fake necklace in the mall parking lot, the quality looks real, then turns out to be fake....it is now 24k bling bling

by benny jammin May 9, 2009

Showa Bling

dope, cool as fuck, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh

-das so dope trick
-yeh like Showa Bling dope
-Showa Bling? whats that?
-sorry, YOU wouldnt know

by ForNina September 16, 2010

Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.

John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...

by shane ye January 24, 2011

Bling Job

Getting a rimjob while while taking a piss.

That was a sweet bling job!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

bling

crystal form of speed, highly addictive stimulant infamously known ask crystal meth; methamphetamine.

David made it a routine to pick up bling at dusk.

by ORIGINALinspired June 21, 2024