Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 25, 2011

Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008

Period Sex

The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.

"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"

by KonnerWOO June 10, 2008

Period Stain

- The stain left on a females crotch because of her period.

- insult ; worst thing to be called

- red/yellow/ brown stain left over and won't come out no matter how much you wash it from your underwear.

Jennifer was so pissed off that her period stain ruined her new Victoria Secret underwear.

Vicky called Luis as annoying as a period stain

by Vickylover321 July 15, 2013

Period Frenzy

When a woman gets her period twice in the same month.

Woman: Oh my gosh! I just got my period for the second time this month!
Other Woman: Wow! You are having a period frenzy!!

by FIFA Overlord February 2, 2017

Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014

period roulette

When your period is due but you risk going out wearing fancy underwear. Like Russian roulette, but instead of being at the mercy of chance you are relying on your uterus.

Today was day 28 of my cycle but I played period roulette and wore my favourite pants.

by stickpeoplesex April 20, 2018