mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

by Juice booty February 22, 2015

Sit on lap november

Does this mean there's no "no nut november"? No
Does this make "no nut november" harder? Yes
Sit on guy's laps to make "no nut november" way harder for them.

Tom: *Sits down*
Sarah: *Sits Down on Toms lap*
Tom: What are you doing, it's no nut november!
Sarah: I'm just making it harder for you. It's also "Sit on lap november".

by Yeetnignogs October 23, 2019

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019