cow girl

A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.

Briana Banks, loves riding the cock, she's a true cow girl.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

cow cunt

A extremely dumb person

"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"

by manwithart June 29, 2012

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020