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Thanos

A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.
1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS
by WEIRDBITCH101 May 7, 2019
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Thanos Neck

hickeys! Giving you so many to cover your whole meck
Guy- yo so gonna give you thanos neck tonight?
Girl- ofc daddy
by Vals December 25, 2018
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thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom
Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.
by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019
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Thanos Uknown

Thanos Xontros
He Sucks Fat Cocks like a Thanos Uknown
by Chinese Worker November 20, 2021
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Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.
"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"
by MemoryOther February 25, 2025
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Thanos

This dude is a big wrinkly grape with a shiny glove and an obsession with coloured stones
Do you think Thanos will get the stones
by Mollyjadethemarvelwhore July 26, 2020
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Thanos

A large purple grape with a yeezy or ballsack for a chin and a gold sparkly oven mitt
Thanos: Give me the gemsssssss
by Yeet your mums feet May 4, 2019
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