tenting

when you build a tent and sleep in it.

ex:

james: what are you doing tonight?

sarah: im tenting.

by anonymous August 6, 2023

Sex Tent

A tent of whatever to protect you from becoming a nonchalant PORNSTAR. No electricks allowed in the tent either.

Babe let’s get in the sex tent.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

Earthen tent

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

two tents

two tents

we biult two tents

by udhvhds December 8, 2020

Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent

I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special

by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022