Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.
We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.
by sosweet August 17, 2007
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Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
by CaptainObvious69 June 04, 2018
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blip tap

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!
by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 12, 2011
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finger taps

The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation
"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps
by chapman69 November 29, 2010
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Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 03, 2017
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Pie tap

The act of someone smacking the genital region of a girl,
Much like the male Junk-punch.
she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.
by Bre415 January 20, 2010
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