Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
by Mikeypedia February 08, 2010
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Reddit talk

type of slang used by soyboy redditors. It often spills into other websites, but is usually frowned upon. Redditor often use it when talking about their morbidly obese cats (or as they like to call them "chonkers"). It mainly consists of the words Chonker, Friendo, updoots, heckin', ect.
Jimbo: "howdy friendos! Met my cat Keanu! Isn't he such a heckin chonker?
Chad: "why are you using reddit talk? This isn't reddit dweeb"
by M1126_Stryker July 01, 2020
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slick talk

The act of being slick while communicating.. a smooth talker, knowing how to play out a scenario appropriately in a way that flows naturally at the best of your abilities while usually portraying a sense of humour or confidence.. a way to socially outsmart someone or convince one to do something that benefits yourself
yo b got in the club and he forgot the pass..

Yea well b all about that slick talk

Yo b got the moves he just met that girl 5 minutes ago on the dance floor and already they calling a taxi

Yea well b know what he doing he always talking slick with the ladies
by therealest94 February 17, 2018
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Shit Talking

When people (who either have no life, are jealous, or just completely pathetic) take part in the action of stating negative, rumored, or exaggerated stories about someone else in order to make themselves in turn feel better by making the other person look worse when in actuality the person being shit talked about is most likely a better person.
Ian said to Jacob "dude, Brit is applying to a historically black college so he can get a scholarship and start a future for himself by joining ROTC and becoming one of the brave men that defend our country, how f*cking lame" I.e. Ian is shit talking
by Cev15 November 05, 2015
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talk is cheap

a phrase used to indicate an individuals inclination to verbalize opinions, stances, or other traits and subsequent reluctance to act upon said traits.
"that girl the other night said she digs me, but every time we hang out, nothing comes of it."

"yeah, well, talk is cheap."
by rsadlier February 05, 2009
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Back talk

A phrase your parents use against you in order to sound right whether you back talked or not
* yes *
“Did you just back talk to me? Give me your phone.”
by hannahgriffin171 December 11, 2019
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