deadman's trigger

Most recently coined by the post-apocalpytic cybernetic dystopian future of the videogame series "Shadowrun". A deadman's trigger is essential a delayed automated message which can be sent via text or email after the initial user's death usually with urgency.You may have also seen a similar phenomenon in old cowboy movies. Today it is possible to send such text or messages through third party software or tech savy people.

Person 1: I just received a video message of my parents will through my "email"
Person 2: "Arn't they rock climbing in a remote area? Sounds like a "deadman's trigger."
Person 1:" Oh no they must have just died!"

by Capuchin for Hire February 11, 2024

pulling the trigger too often

scheduling golf outings with your cronies without permission and/or verification

he's in trouble this week from pulling the trigger too often when we played last weekend.

by veejayjay November 7, 2012

Trigger Happy

The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.

I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.

by ChancellorPalpameme October 23, 2019

Trigger diarhea

A situation where you have to poop solo bad that it is going to be triggered by anything. It could be triggered by laughing, bending over, sitting down, walking or talking.

Babe you better drive home fast because I have trigger diahrea and it's going to come out fast.

Aka T D when you have to shit soo bad that saying trigger diarhea could set it off.

I had to clench my ass cheeks so hard and slowly walk to the bathroom because I was about to have trigger diahrea.

by Rideordie72 October 5, 2017

Trigger whoring

To tape down the left trigger on a PS4 (or Xbox) controller, so that one may be able to aim down sight without utilizing one’s left hand. Therefore, said hand is open and able to transport donuts from their resting place the player’s double chin, into the player’s salivating slit. (Commonly used in Call of Duty)

This fat ass trigger whoring pussy bitch better at least share his donuts when this match is over.

by Urmomspseudonym February 4, 2018

Triggered

Lukas

Lukas is a triggered flip flop

by Bella_Rose783 December 18, 2019

Triggerous

Something's ability to trigger, or be triggering. Generally used for dramatic effect or as an expression of anger.

"This exam is so triggerous, it makes me feel like I'm in high school"

"I don't have the energy for this triggerous weather today."

Originating from Brandeis University: "The Rabb steps are so TRIGGEROUS!"

by Coffeluver988888 November 13, 2018