Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"
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"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."
by Lil Jork March 7, 2025
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Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
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Torture
269.1 (1) Every official, or every person acting at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of an official, who inflicts torture on any other person is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding fourteen years.
Marginal note:Definitions
(2) For the purposes of this section,
official means
(a) a peace officer,
(b) a public officer,
(c) a member of the Canadian Forces, or
(d) any person who may exercise powers, pursuant to a law in force in a foreign state, that would, in Canada, be exercised by a person referred to in paragraph (a), (b), or (c),
whether the person exercises powers in Canada or outside Canada; (fonctionnaire)
torture means any act or omission by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person
(a) for a purpose including
(i) obtaining from the person or from a third person information or a statement,
(ii) punishing the person for an act that the person or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, and
(iii) intimidating or coercing the person or a third person, or
(b) for any reason based on discrimination of any kind,
but does not include any act or omission arising only from, inherent in or incidental to lawful sanctions. (torture)
Torture
269.1 (1) Every official, or every person acting at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of an official, who inflicts torture on any other person is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding fourteen years.
Marginal note:Definitions
(2) For the purposes of this section,
official means
(a) a peace officer,
(b) a public officer,
(c) a member of the Canadian Forces, or
(d) any person who may exercise powers, pursuant to a law in force in a foreign state, that would, in Canada, be exercised by a person referred to in paragraph (a), (b), or (c),
whether the person exercises powers in Canada or outside Canada; (fonctionnaire)
torture means any act or omission by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person
(a) for a purpose including
(i) obtaining from the person or from a third person information or a statement,
(ii) punishing the person for an act that the person or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, and
(iii) intimidating or coercing the person or a third person, or
(b) for any reason based on discrimination of any kind,
but does not include any act or omission arising only from, inherent in or incidental to lawful sanctions. (torture)
My mom and her art major friends all worked together to Torture and mutilate me from the 7723 scars on my body from criminal negligence and betrayal and the over 500 different chemicals theyve pumped threw me to the 398 different broken bones during apprehension to the 20297 chunks of $199.99 to the $320 million dollars from health canada
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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