Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

by bananabread69 December 19, 2020

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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 28, 2020

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Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.

To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".

by Thradisar Starwise June 01, 2017

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taste tornado

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.

The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!

by Jgc01 July 02, 2009

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