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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.
*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008
mugGet the van-handlingmug.

Van-boy

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)
Van-boy: hi
Other kid: what’s up van-boy?
by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Van-boymug.

Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008
mugGet the Van Dorenmug.

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
mugGet the catering vanmug.

Ir-Van

ooohh ir-van
by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003
mugGet the Ir-Vanmug.

Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
mugGet the Molesta-vanmug.

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.
"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"
by Josef6000 September 1, 2005
mugGet the CM Vanmug.

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