Definitions by Josef6000

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.

"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"

CM Van by Josef6000 September 1, 2005